This is a site about how STUPID people really are. You say something reasonable, they ask why...Fuck You, you stupid idiot.....that's why
Friday, December 10, 2010
The 10 Levels of Stupid
As a reasonably intelligent human being, I am highly aware of the stupidity that swirls around us all, on a day to day basis. I am a writer, but I guess I fall into the starving artist category. The issue of stupid, however, is close to my heart; I hope this is where I shall find my artistic niche.
I have decided there are 10 levels of Stupid, ( I originally thought 7 was the magic number of stupid, but stupid kept raining even reigning upon me, and 10 soon surfaced; Falling into tier one stupid, (really stupid) tier 2, (fairly stupid) and tier 3, (born stupid, but not ill or damaged) Now, as I am aware, there is 4th tier of those who know very little, and may seem stupid, but are not AT ALL stupid. Tier 4 is forgivable ignorance. This includes the mentally challenged, and the extremely uneducated. I do NOT in ANY WAY consider them stupid, just challenged or extremely uneducated, I am never annoyed by genuine ignorance, or incapability . I will not be discussing anyone in the tier 4 category. I am not a monster, just a self-educated bitch, tired of explaining the definition of "not stupid" to the stupid.
Let's begin by talking about some examples, of what stupid means to me. Stupid can be as simple as believing the Jewish gas chamber accounts are made up. The fact that you deny that this took place, yet were taught this in school, puts you in tier1. Though I realize not everything we learned in school is true, you have to be a complete fucking Nazi to deny the Holocaust The educated stupid, are worst stupid of all. For example, tier one morons, in my humble opinion; include Tom Cruise, and Kanye West. Idiots, in my opinion. I'd put George Bush in the well educated stupid category, due to his degrees, but he is such a moron, it's tough to believe he even graduated high school. Even so, that is my simple opinion, and not fact.
You may notice a constant of pleading that this is my opinion, and not fact. I do not wish a lawsuit of slander. Everything here, is only my bitchy, I am better than them opinion. The previous is my disclaimer statement.
With this said, let's get on to the stupid.
People who think Hannah Montana and Miley Cirrus are 2 different people. Tier 3
People who think George Reeves honestly removed his glassless glasses, and flew...Tier 3
People who think Pro-wrestling... is real. .Cough cough. Yes, it is real; as it is actually happening, and people can get hurt, but its choreographed and a lot of acting.....tier 3.
Today a man came in to my establishment, located on 18th street, any town USA. We had a sticker in the window, stating 'God Bless America" He had stupid comments for me. He stated: "What's with your sign, God Bless the USA, why not God Bless 18th St., do you think God works that way? God only blesses America? God blesses everyone! Though I agree with the logic, he is tier 2 stupid. I have decided to add a line, "God bless America and surrounding areas."
After work tonight, I stopped to get gas. A man in a vehicle, easily worth more than my daughters college fund, tossed his lit cigarette on the ground as he pumped his gas. (not a full service station, or I doubt this idiot would have left his car) He did not even bother stamping it with his leather wingtip. As I stood next to my Ford Explorer, not feeling intimidated by his wealth, as I am still better than him, I asked "What, no ashtray?" He responded with "Excuse me?' I replied "No excuse for trying to blow me up, you have no ashtray in your vehicle? So you needed to toss a lit cigarette next to a gas pump?" He laughed. He checked the time on his Rolex, and drove back to Stupid Ville. As I am very careful with my money. I could buy a Rolex, but I wish to pay off my house soon. Soon as it is paid off, Rolex is top of my list! Idiot.
Rude Cell phone users, fall into every level and tier of stupid. They might be a power hungry jerk who assumes their time is more important than yours. They may be teenagers. All kids can be stupid, even the smart ones. (I forgive rude cell phone kids, and blame the parents) Some Cell phone users may just be oblivious. Some of them are so insecure about who they are, they actually want us to hear them talking, and somehow be impressed. Some of them had rude parents, passing on the rude/stupid gene to their offspring. What I really love is when the rude cell phone user apologizes for the loud 5 minute conversation about red shoelaces. Apology not accepted. Maybe stay in your car until you are done, rather than coming inside of any establishment. We don't give a flying fuck, and hate you! We do not want to wait on you while you are on the phone. Maybe cashiers should whip out a cell phone and make a call while you are at the register. Or how about the people, who keep the phone on their ear, but move it from their mouth, and whisper to the cashier. I see how it is, you don't want to be rude the person on the phone, making them listen to your retail conversation. How fucking considerate!
Well, this article is a work in progress. Eventually I will cover more stupid. Posted by RondaLee at 6:31 PM No comments: Email ThisBlogThis!Share to TwitterShare to Facebook Saturday, October 23, 2010How to deal with rude Cell Phone users..... Funny things to say, to catch the rude ones off guard. (Please send me your comments too!)
Can I borrow your cell phone? Are you talking to me? Make random comments about what they are saying. ask, "Do you live here?" Stare at them, never stopping the eye contact. Ask them how old they are. Ask them if they can give your car a jump. Stare at them and say "Can you hear me now?" Ask them out on date. They seem so important, you just could not help yourself. Posted by RondaLee at 1:03 PM No comments: Email ThisBlogThis!Share to TwitterShare to Facebook What the hell, NFL players?
Kenny Britt, you stupid idiot. Not to mention the rest of the Titans acting like thugs. I remember when the Dallas Cowboys held the award for most thugs. Now the cowboys are King of the penalties, but at least the players are behaving off the field. Travis Henry has 10 kids by 9 women. And no, he did not stay with one long enough to have 2, one had twins....Now he is unemployed and on food stamps. Don't even get me started on Michael Vick. We have Brett Favre and his penis pix... Ben Roethlisburger.... multiple offenses......And of course I cannot forget to mention the gun toting murderous kind.....O.J Simpson, Rae Carruth, and a handful of others with no blood on their hands, but involved none the less. Plaxico Burris likes to shoot himself...
What the hell NFL? Sheesh..... Posted by RondaLee at 11:09 AM No comments: Email ThisBlogThis!Share to TwitterShare to Facebook Annoying Things, the growing list. Public cell phone users. Shut the hell up stupid. Michael Vick Tom Cruise Cheap shoes. Chipped plates. Smelly people. Know it alls Flies, ants, and mosquitoes. Kanye West Political ads Recovering alcoholics Band wagoners Holes in my socks Knots in my laces broken zippers infomercials tattooed eyebrows cats road construction Bill Maher People who like Bill Maher FWD. FWD. FWD. texts and emails littering adults who cannot read an analog clock....' People who watch wide screen stretched bad spellers people who pronounce things wrong..libary..etc. short shoe laces FANTASY FOOTBALL flex positions! dog hair abbreviations like pb&j bad wigs Posted by RondaLee at 10:32 AM No comments: Email ThisBlogThis!Share to TwitterShare to Facebook Tuesday, October 19, 2010Why blow smoke down your shirt? A former co-worker of mine used to blow his cigarette smoke down his shirt, because he didn't want to smell like smoke. Posted by RondaLee at 2:49 PM No comments: Email ThisBlogThis!Share to TwitterShare to Facebook Sunday, October 17, 2010Why do so many people smell bad? Every day of my life some smelly bastard causes me to back up and gag. Maybe I have a hyper-sensitive nose, or maybe people just stink. One would assume B.O would be the most common stench. Well, it is not. Often the smell is a combination of stale smoke, and dirty clothes topped with a dose of B.O. I am a smoker, and am still repulsed by many smokers. It's as if they sit in a car chain smoking with the windows rolled up, wear the same clothes over and over, and never wash their hair. Gross. Another common stench, equally as repulsive, is the fat smelly yeasty odor mixed with cheap perfume. I am no skinny minnie, but if my fat rolls and sweaty breasts were smelling up the room, I'd opt for lifting the fat up, using soap, powder and deodorant, rather than attempting to cover it with cheap perfume. In fact the perfume makes the yeasty ass smell worse. Take a bath and wash your clothes losers...You're all making me sick.
Last week I went to Goodwill in Bettendorf Iowa. As Goodwills go, this is a huge store. I was about 90 feet from the entrance . I saw a man enter, and could not help but notice him. He was wearing 3 hats. Well, 2 hats and a hoodie. He was scraggly and looked homeless. I really thought nothing about him, except his appearance, and quickly forgot about him. About 90 seconds after he came in, I moved up to the front of the store. I wanted to make a cell phone call, and being a polite cell phone user, I went to a place I thought I'd not annoy others. There was a stench so bad I gagged. I thought maybe it had somehow came in through the front door. I quickly made my call, and moved to a different part of the store. I eventually made the connection, that everywhere this man stood, the smell remained. His stench was so bad, it stayed in the area for over 60 seconds. This my friends, was one powerful stench. He was moving all around the store. This is the 1st time in my life I actually left a store due to stench. I reported the stinky man to the staff, they were already aware of the problem. I was not the only customer to complain. This was the smelliest human being I have ever smelled. It was as if he put his wet clothes in a hamper, left them there for 3 weeks, put them on, then smoked 4 packs of cigarettes in an enclosed area, did not bathe for a month, and never wore deodorant. This is indeed The smelliest man on earth.